"we have ~~cats~~ cuts at home"
uservoid1
SID was the Commodore 64 sound generator chip. While rest of that era personal computers and game console could just do fancy beeps at most, SID had a programmable synthesizer.
I think it is simpler than that: Let's put all the pointy stuff inside our inflatable floating device.
Five years before The Truman Show
With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?
Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!
A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!
Video killed the radio star
Every few months there is a similar such story about this ancient marvel of technology and the people remotely maintaining it against all odds.
I can imagine a headline 100 years from now:
"Engineers are modifying Voyager 1 decorative panel bolt into a functional interstellar communicator"
And then all the waiters start singing and you just want to bury yourself under a large rock.
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You can read it here https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Journal_of_Advanced_Computer_Technology
In 2005, two scientists, David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, wrote a paper titled Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List and submitted it to WMSCI 2005 (the 9th World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics), in protest of the conference's notoriety for its spamming and lax standards for paper acceptance. The paper consisted essentially only of the sentence "Get me off your fucking mailing list" repeated many times, sometimes as illustrations or diagrams.
https://screenrant.com/10-most-confusing-far-side-comics-gary-larson/
*sigh*