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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

https://screenrant.com/10-most-confusing-far-side-comics-gary-larson/

What should be a plain silhouette of a rhinoceros in the moonlight instead appears as a hodgepodge of animal parts strewn together at odd angles. The upper-crust suggestion of the rhinoceros being “in repose” treats it as if it is a high-class work of impressionist modern art. The fact that it looks like it was drawn by a child adds to the ultimate humor of the strip.

*sigh*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

"we have ~~cats~~ cuts at home"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (4 children)

SID was the Commodore 64 sound generator chip. While rest of that era personal computers and game console could just do fancy beeps at most, SID had a programmable synthesizer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think it is simpler than that: Let's put all the pointy stuff inside our inflatable floating device.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Five years before The Truman Show

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

With God All Things Are Possible, So now they are trying to lure aliens?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!

A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Video killed the radio star

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Every few months there is a similar such story about this ancient marvel of technology and the people remotely maintaining it against all odds.

I can imagine a headline 100 years from now:

"Engineers are modifying Voyager 1 decorative panel bolt into a functional interstellar communicator"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

And then all the waiters start singing and you just want to bury yourself under a large rock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

* Some parts are now sanctioned and cannot be distributed at the moment

[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

You can read it here https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Journal_of_Advanced_Computer_Technology

In 2005, two scientists, David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, wrote a paper titled Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List and submitted it to WMSCI 2005 (the 9th World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics), in protest of the conference's notoriety for its spamming and lax standards for paper acceptance. The paper consisted essentially only of the sentence "Get me off your fucking mailing list" repeated many times, sometimes as illustrations or diagrams.

 
 

Or the army has started a sponsorship program

 

I'm using the web UI, whenever I visit a thread the server "remember" it and mark it specially when new comments are added. Like this:

Is there a way to disable this behaviour, marking the whole thread as unread? Better if it can be done to a given post.

 

Syrian Rebel forces using a homemade pirate cannon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5DJbPgrGWs

This shit is terrifying both on the operator side and the "receiving" side

 

It’s great to be alive! - A 50s police safety booklet for children

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Sideways (i.imgur.com)
 

I do hope the actual apartment is more aligned with our plane of existence

https://www.redfin.com/NY/New-York/421-Manhattan-Ave-10026/unit-3/home/190632292

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Not a crack house for sale (photos.zillowstatic.com)
 

A promising description:

Welcome to a stunning and spacious property located in the serene and picturesque community of Ocklawaha, FL. This beautiful home boasts a remarkable curb appeal, thanks to its landscape, large front yard, and front porch

Would you dare to request a tour?

To be fair they do tell later in the description that an investor can just use the lot to park their mobile home.

 

Lot of space, good price, nothing more. Says it was built in 2023, might not be finished. Would be better if it was just an empty lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3240-Windjammer-Dr-May-TX-76857/87184894_zpid/

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