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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This makes me anxious. Now way will she be able to get all of those eggs off before some burn!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Easy, you just make sure each one goes on about 5 seconds after the last, remember the order, then when the time comes, you weils that spatchula like a legendary warrior wielding his/her trusty sword and don't stop for anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know about you, but after I flip my eggs, they only cook for about 30 seconds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What kind of heathen flips their eggs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The kind that don't want to be reminded of eating your mom out when they eat one side.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You're missing out.

That's the best part.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whoeva flipped my eggs yo moms a hoe

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ah, I'm an ~~over easy~~ sunny side up kinda guy. So flipping doesn't come into it, which helps

EDIT: My egg wisdom is apparently weak af

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eggs over easy are literally what I described. You flip them and cook them about 30 seconds. If you never flip the egg it’s called sunny side up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

My b, guess I meant sunny side up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Definitely a quantity vs quality trade-off here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Maybe she has a spatula with an end half as big as the pan!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Should’ve just done scrambled

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Over easy eggs will be fine this way.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My grandma would just drive us to McDonald's. She's not really a cook.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'll allow it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Grandma's, making you speed run life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Speedrun ends when you get achivement 2x2x1.5

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My goodness Grandma I'm not that hungry I swear

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those yolks are absolute units.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There's so much British in this photo.