From: Dad
Subject: fw: fw: fw: fw: fw: re: fw: FW: fw: SO TRUE.
this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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only Men will get this joke.
The female mind isn't capable of understanding this
Makes me wonder what the EU men do
Naked Men book obviously
Official EU response:
UK men look at books that depict beautiful women with teeth that aren't fucked up.
French men look at books that depict women who aren't cheese eating, chain smoking, fuck ugly surrender monkeys
German/Scandinavian men look at books that depict women that actually smile.
Irish men look at books that show women who aren't slobbering alcoholics
Iberian/Italian men look at books depicting women who are capable of communicating in an indoor volume
Offend Everyone 100% speedrun
Wake up babe new EU slander just dropped
Expertly done
No cheese eating is sexy
Found the Frenchman
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Nuked ladies, huh?
Highly irradiated 🙏
🥵🥵☢️☢️
Fallout 5: Lady Town
Ooh, I thought nqked.. Doh
To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.
I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
It's really contrived, too. This argument comes from people who will tell you that you have to use the whole Bible and not read between the lines. Then they have to struggle to find a reason for Song of Solomon to be there when it's been considered canon for thousands of years.
Can't just use the straightforward conclusion that Solomon was horny.
The man was fucking 1000+ women according to kings. Lol at the idea they need to hide it
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn't they have found literally anyone else?!
No it's an erotic poem actually. Has lines like "her breasts are like twin gazelles".
Nice, I'll save that line for my girl 😎
Edit: She didn't get it.
Here is the text. It's actually quite pretty. You don't have to be religious to enjoy it. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Song%20of%20Solomon%201&version=ESV
Help me out here, I'm having trouble picturing this. Like... a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman's torso? If not, which parts?
I found it! 
That's the quote yeah.
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.
Needs to be drawn like a 1950s newspaper comic
My wife would be super freaked out and disgusted if I was reading a Bible.
She'd sit down and flip though the naked ladies one though.
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N*ked Bo
Lady ok
Bi
ble
but that says the bibble
You dare question the mighty Jimmy?!
Get down on your friggin knees, right friggin now, and pray with me!
BI BLE
Reading the BDSM sections of the bible about stoning the ladies ?
Thank you for the suffering.
Fucking love when my wife leaves, and I take my right hand off and enjoy my N*KED LADY BOOK.
Tony Zaret, so peak
Took me a bit to figure out what BI BLE is. I initially thought it had to do with bisexuality.
Bisexual Bluetooth Low Energy
Not that but rape and slavery for sure.
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Facts
LOL
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