Aremel

You can't have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?

Husbando, yeah. I agree with you though, it's not as fun to say.

Can I pick both?

The overarching answer is "people are different". But I suspect you want a more granular answer than that.

Depending on various factors like age, sex, hydration status, disease process, etc., some people's skin is more elastic than others. People also have different pain tolerances. If you mix and match all of these factors, you'll get people reacting differently to the same stimuli.

A walk?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".

Michelin tells you where the best restaurants are so you can drive to them on their tires ;)

Guinness started the world record book to settle bar bets.

Spongebob

DragonBall Z

Ed, Edd, n Eddy

1. Upload Topic A
2. Comments discuss Topic A
3. OP edits post to Topic B
4. Comments reflect Topic A discourse.

When Topic A discourse is applied to Topic B, it changes the entire context and tone of the conversation. I've seen it used to make humorous posts where the OP was transparent about the fact that they would change their posts to make the person responding to them seem crazy. While being upfront about that for the lulz is fine, it can easily be abused if the OP has ulterior motives. The OP can post flamebait, some people fall for it, then the OP edits their posts to seem more grounded and reasonable, while making the people replying to them seem unreasonable.

All that said, I'm sure the mods have change logs of posts and some people would definitely notice the edits. Not to mention the Way Back Machine.

I'm sure someone smarter than me could come up with worse abuse of the post edit system, and why it wouldn't really matter too much in the end.

If this came from a coworker: 😀

If this came from management: 😡