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Big Ol' Beavers (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Justin Beaver

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Omg. It's the Beavles!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rooftop concert!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't mention "the incident"!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The one from Beavers and Butthead?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Anything but metric!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"Bi(e)ber" is German for "Beaver"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

And shall again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bóbr kurwa!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

THAT is a kurwing bober

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bieber for scale

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

which one did Winona have?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Next the beavers will be saying that they're bigger than Jesus Christ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bigger != taller explicitly

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They were going to say "bigger than Jesus" but it was deemed too controversial.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bigger than wrestling!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't use metric, I wouldn't have understood

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

This one's actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tired metric joke

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.