I think she's a keeper
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because you’re suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
ftfy
You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
"She caught me peeing in the sink. Again."
How'd i do?
Good start, but it's missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like "That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again."
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
"She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit."