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My GF made me breakfast today (lemmy.ca)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I think she's a keeper

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lemme try:

"She caught me peeing in the sink. Again."

How'd i do?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good start, but it's missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.

Something like "That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again."

Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ok, how about:

"She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit."