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[–] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

LMAO, they test the sirens once a month on Wednesday, for anyone unfamiliar.

(Edited, I live real close to one, but I don't really pay attention to the day or frequency. Tons of trains around too, you learn to drown it out.)

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Midwesterner that gets noon on Friday tests here. I got the joke tho.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ours is Mondays!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (7 children)

But what if a tornado actually appears at that time?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

The image says what happens. It can't hurt you, it's against the rules.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

They cancel it if the weather isn’t good, just in case they need it for real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Then the Tornado Guards will shoo it away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

you would know, it's almost always done during clear weather.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Then they nuke the tornado

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

They'll likely run a different signal than the normal test. If, for example, they normally test in "alert" (steady) then they might use the "attack" (wavering up and down) signal instead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It runs for maybe a minute at 1pm. If it goes off before or after, it's not a test.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Depends on the region. Some places will test it on noon on Sundays. The place I'm currently at will test it once a month on Wednesday at 11 am.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ours get tested on Saturday

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

1pm local time on the first Wednesday of the month in my state.