Beardsley

I love my friends and make sure they know that, personally.

Depends which website I'm on

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

This year they came out in droves, to the point where their sound was ear-splitting and drowned out most of the cars on the major road I live on. The sound is one of the worst things I have ever heard (intense bug phobia).. so yeah, fuck everything about this.

I mean.. technically she wanted to live Nowhere.

My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

I'll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

Okay wow, I can't believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won't pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don't know shit from fuck, but that's where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

It's a turdoggy lmao

Now I'm not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you'd get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

Aw man, you've never been broke as fuck huh?