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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

scratches chin

So, I need to be gay? That does turn over quite a few new leaves.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Gay and willing to date young dudes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean, if only gay guys are offering... why be picky? ;p

Girls have done things to me when I was in the mood and didn't say no...

I'm 100% gay and find the V gross, but sometimes you have a spare $20 and just want that massage to end happily before going back to the office...