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I was on all the gay apps plus Tinder, looking for even one decent conversation let alone a date. Bummed out hearing my housemates have loud sex all the time.
Eventually I decided to loosen my standards a little and changed the Tinder age range from 25-30 to 18-45. The next day I went on a date with the younger gentleman of 23 (I was 29 btw) and now we're happily settled down with two dogs and a cat.
So moral of the story is - if you can't get a date, review your preferences. You never know what you might be missing for no good reason.
scratches chin
So, I need to be gay? That does turn over quite a few new leaves.
Gay and willing to date young dudes.
I mean, if only gay guys are offering... why be picky? ;p
Girls have done things to me when I was in the mood and didn't say no...
I'm 100% gay and find the V gross, but sometimes you have a spare $20 and just want that massage to end happily before going back to the office...