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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

DoorDash is a hell of a lot cheaper than catching a DUI charge tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but the DUI also buys you 3 meals a day for 6 months or so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Normal people have a stocked fridge and are not constantly drunk.

If being drunk seriously affects your shopping schedule, you have an alcohol problem.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alcohol isn't the only thing you can get a DUI for....there are lots of things that it covers from prescription medication to weed. Anything that negatively impacts your driving ability can potentially lead to a DUI.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shopping schedule? Bro life is hard and busy, plenty of people are struggling with all kinds of issues that they can’t easily schedule around and depression is it’s own beast.

Look, I don’t order food because of the price and because I don’t want to support that fucked up business model(also because I live in a walkable city) but, and I mean this in the most “I hope you take this as an opportunity to reflect” kinda way, go fuck off with that shit.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ah yes. You have the time to sit around and get wasted but life is too busy for you to go to the store.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Fuck you for telling people what to do with their time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I'm the ideal human who never has to think about other people's situations, struggles, or addictions. Everyone should be like me, just stop being stupid! Duh!" --this fucker

Like yeah, theoretically one shouldn't prioritize drinking or whatever over resources to sustain one's self. But theoretically, people also aren't massive shits to each another.

Walk a mile in their shoes or shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I'm good, just defending others

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How's it look from that high horse you're on?