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[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You sound like them. Get out. That's not how we operate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can choose to be conservative, so it's absolutely not the same

Pretending tolerating intolerance works is how we got here, punching Nazis is part of how we get out

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can choose to be liberal etc...

Your intolerance doesn't get a magical pass any more than theirs, and I don't give two shits who started it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can choose to be liberal etc...

Exactly? Punch a conservative because they're conservative, they're a piece of shit who's actively advertising that fact, and if they want to not get punched they can stop being conservative whenever they want

Meanwhile conservatives are going to try and kill LGBT people and other minorities who cannot just not be gay, or suddenly be white

You not being able to tell the difference is super telling, ya little Nazi lover

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you hear yourself right now? You're fucking bloodthirsty and personally doing all the shit that's bad.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Fuck off Nazi scum, punching Nazis for being Nazis isn't being bloodthirsty nor bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, you wanna repeat Fuentes you can lose your teeth. I'll be teaching any progeny of mine the same. Like I said, you can keep your head down all you want. We won't do that when the misogynists are in full force by 2028.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You're conflating a political party with misogyny to give yourself an ethics free pass? Get fucked keyboard warrior. Roll up and do your worst.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're conflating a political party with misogyny

You're pretending being a Republican isn't inherently misogynistic?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not pretending. I'm not even Republican or even close to it, but you gotta realize you're wallowing in the echo chamber.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I'm not pretending

Literally just did that in your last comment

I'm not even Republican

Nobody claimed you were, weird to suddenly defend yourself like that 🤔

Republicans voted for their representative: a known rapist, Republicans are intrinsically misogynistic and to pretend otherwise is blatant whitewashing of reality

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying you're the misogynist? Kinda weird to out yourself by telling me to roll up if I wasn't referring to you

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not saying that. You're saying that as a discrediting measure because you don't have anything real to say.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Neither do you. You can let your kids get bullied like you like and I'll keep telling mine to fight back like I like. Does this arrangement work for you?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Antinatalist here.

You really gotta stop assuming things. You hear one thing and immediately presume "enemy on all fronts".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean you and everyone else is literally saying to let my kids be harassed by boys like this and I just dont have any answer except for no. Thats not acceptable. So are we done here?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Literally nobody is saying that.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

Then what are you suggesting? Some other action that instantaneously telegraphs to everyone that will not be tolerated? Because in reality there is none. No matter how sternly you "Sir, I don't appreciate your tone," it will never work.