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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not saying that. You're saying that as a discrediting measure because you don't have anything real to say.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Neither do you. You can let your kids get bullied like you like and I'll keep telling mine to fight back like I like. Does this arrangement work for you?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Antinatalist here.

You really gotta stop assuming things. You hear one thing and immediately presume "enemy on all fronts".

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean you and everyone else is literally saying to let my kids be harassed by boys like this and I just dont have any answer except for no. Thats not acceptable. So are we done here?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Literally nobody is saying that.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago

Then what are you suggesting? Some other action that instantaneously telegraphs to everyone that will not be tolerated? Because in reality there is none. No matter how sternly you "Sir, I don't appreciate your tone," it will never work.