gamermanh

No, it's not, and that you don't see what the actual issue making it weird is quite telling

What if this guy isn't weird

Why are you being weird and pretending what the dude said isn't fucking weird?

I know Terraflops are real and what they measure

I still refuse to believe they're not a fake term used to fluff up tech announcements and make shit sound more powerful than it is because that's a fucking stupid name that nobody should use

I get that everyone's shit posting here, but the answer is that it's believed Dr. Pepper as a name might be directly referencing an actually Dr. who lived in the area the drink was invented in, but we're honestly not sure about that at all

Its entirely possible that it was called that because it was sold in pharmacies and was "spicy" (thus Dr. Pepper), or another alternative I've heard is basically that idea but it has caffeine so it meant Dr. Speed, basically

All that to say: Dr. Pepper is gender fluid, dipshits, I'll see myself out

Fair enough, I figured being a Lemmy user was enough indication that I'm a legit Linux user that's annoyed by this, but yeah I see what you mean

I refuse to edit it and will eat the karma as it lands, as is my fate

E: ah, someone else did basically the same joke I did but they left an obviously legit review, so mine looks like I'm making fun of them. My comment is older, or theirs went up as I made mine, but I totally see what the issue is now, mines beneath theirs and looks like sarcasm at them

I seem to have angered some people, the downvotes are almost equal with the ups lol

Its not series to anyone who thinks it is, I play on Linux because I have it, I don't cheat. If you think I'm somehow making EA think we're actually cheaters: they don't read the reviews you silly goose

I'm doing my part!

Justice is blind, meaning she misses a lot

I think the hangman might have enough on his plate to allow us a little war crime or 2, as a treat

Like seriously, the game wasn't good back then

Yes, it was, and I'm a salty cunt who doesn't even like new games a lot of the time

You joke but blops 6 is out rn and did this on tiny maps

Its horrible and amazing at the same time

smashing printers with baseball bats

I have years of IT experience, offer Linux support, and am visibly the kind of guy you just know can fix your computer problem (or, if I take my glasses off, I look like I sell weed apparently), and when asked to help with printers I have one answer:

They're sentient and they hate you. I was trained in IT, not exorcisms. Send it as a PDF, PNG, or smoke signal before you try troubleshooting.

Like, I broke my big office one the other day so bad the tech had to come out. What had I done to brick it so badly? Tap a menu option, tap back, then tap a different menu option. If you don't wait 3s between the second and third tap it errors and freezes and they have to send a tech out to do some sort of 2 hour long ritual where he rubs it and whispers how sorry he is.

What the fuck is wrong with printers