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“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Some people don’t want to conform to your leg-prisons to appease your draconian fashion sense

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

It’s the same combination on my luggage!

Ah, the art of bushit-o

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

So, fun fact, when most people are able to recall whatever incredible idea or artistic vision they had in their dream, they soon realize that it was just their memory replaying something that already existed. An obscure song that you forgot about, a scene from an old movie that you’d think would make for a funny comic strip, etc. Now, this doesn’t mean that people aren’t creative and can’t dream of new things, it just means that your dreams just churn out a vomit of things you’ve processed before.

Source: I made it up

For flavour, I recommend that all “regular” animals that normally have sharp-pointed ears now have human-shaped round ones.

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?