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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

How could they do that while Danny Devito is still around?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Thank god I only play wholesome games like Leisure Suit Larry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (9 children)

There was a lot of talk about how it looks like Donald Trump wears adult diapers, due to some “strange bulging” in pants. It was repudiated that some of his entourage (both as a reality TV star and as a president in the white house) also said that he smelled terrible.

All hearsay and conjecture. But also I personally don’t care enough for a full gas chromatographic analysis of his stink lines for confirmation.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

A large object or creature travelled through the centre of the web. The spider is nervous or relieved, either from the intensity or near-miss of the collision.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Just a quick safety PSA, bibles are only good for protecting against Judeo-Christian demons. I always recommend keeping an oonusa for yokai, a copy of Bhagavata Purana for preths, etc

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

stares in racism

Thems deportation words ಠ_ಠ

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

BUG-FUCKEN wild

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quick, FlyingSquid. To the Bat-festival!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

I’ll have one VVitch combo, please

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