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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is Kif (sh.itjust.works)
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I didn't censor the word "sex" in this screenshot, fyi

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

I had like 15k messages in a really active discord server over the span of a year, it had like ~5k people in it last time I checked. If I can only get 15,000 with #general on my 2nd monitor for over a YEAR how the hell can anon get 50,000 on a forum with FIFTY PEOPLE?? Honestly I don't know if I doubt it or not which makes it even worse 😭

* note the server I played on was for a Minecraft 'client' (essentially a modpack)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago

Dude’s got Sexlexia

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Today I learned on Lemmy...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

Ah, misspent youth. I got my first girlfriend role playing as the narrator cat (Munkustrap) in a Cats: The Musicial AOL chat room (she was bombalurina).

[–] [email protected] 42 points 16 hours ago

I know you didn't do it OP but tbh the word sex is just about the least offensive thing about this entire post.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 21 hours ago

Post your penis again for me Kif!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

Real and gay

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

I wonder who or what or how he's roleplaying now. Anyone have any ideas?

[–] [email protected] 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I miss forums.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago

They're still around. Not as popular as they used to, but they're still around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

Reading old tigforums posts are so fire

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

I miss &TOTSE

[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

ALMOST AS BAD AS MY CURRENT LIFE

That insinuate their current life is even worse than being a forum slave...

[–] [email protected] 86 points 1 day ago

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If she didnt see it then she didnt deserve it, Anon. You were a star and you burned bright.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Let your freak flag FLY!