riplin

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

You really don’t want to ignore an order from a judge. And blocking websites is trivial.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Governments don’t ask. They order. And it happens on a regular basis.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville? I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 7 months ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed potatoes. - Mitch Hedberg

[–] [email protected] 72 points 10 months ago (19 children)

Lost Prophets. Lead singer fucked babies.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope he goes to nestle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Clickbait is always the norm. Some websites now use normal headlines but then they…

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