midget247

Nothing valued is here.

Is kept (by themself) from making any statement.

Literally 1984

Pretty sure it's called a Krustyburger with cheese

Last remaining Tory voters

Awww drive safe? You know that's the man we done for speeding earlier!

I played around with mine the last time my wifi was down, then accidentally got stuck with 7 pillows and a floral duvet cover. I couldn't work out how to change it back, so I bought a new bed

It's the plot to all of my aquarium visits

Beads? Bees!?

I didn't realise the Wolves fullback would be on lemmy, but I don't think its surprising that he would tell you this

Ooh look at the pro refrigerator jenga player over here, lording over us with his "I don't smash four jars of pesto a week". Must be great to be paid to play. I'm sorry that most of us are Sunday league

Tu Youyou Tu Meme

Rip king.

That's a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water