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[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Perhaps if the entrance had a wedge shaped ramp at the top guiding them in? I mean, design not meeting the needs of the bees isn't exactly the bees fault.

Humans: Look how stupid bees are for not being able to gracefully fly into this tiny opening we made for them.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Bees? Bats.

Battlestar Galactica

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

crashes into a fellow bat

"What the hell man, are you blind?!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I was gonna post about this. It's fantastic - we spend years thinking bats are majestic flyers with hyper-reflexes.

Nope - they crash into each other like drunks.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Bumbling bees.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

They all drunk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are you yellow with black stripes or black with yellow stripes?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yellow with black stripes, man!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey! We don't take too kindly to your kind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yellow stripes, black stripes. At the end of the day, we're just a couplea darn talkin' space bees.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

And folks this is why you don't have the same person doing approach and departure cleance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Beads? Bees!?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That one poor guy who had to crawl across the finish line