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[–] [email protected] 73 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

in this economy?! :'(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Won’t somebody think of the multi colored econo-wives???

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

My gay friends:

I need to hang out with cooler people.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Conservatives: "They're trying to cram gAy AgEnDa down our throats."

My Gay Friend: Works in an office. Pretty good with Excel. Plays golf on Saturdays. Likes cats. Has a boyfriend but still trying to decide if he's ready for a serious commitment. Just wants to be treated like a regular human being.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One of my gay friends is a Wyoming cowboy so stereotypical he might as well be an extra in the Yellowstone TV show. He brews beer, hunts, etc. The "gayest" thing he does is competitive line dancing which, if we're being honest, is not "gay" as much as it is dorky as hell.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Interesting, because they teach line dancing in school to stop kids from accidentally breeding.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

They're laughing and smiling... I'd like friends like that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Techies are cool as hell!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (4 children)

And here I am with no desire to display anything on myself, or make any statement with my clothes or behavior.

I don't feel the need to tell every stranger my life story. :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Alright if so why are you displaying this for everyone to see on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

You know it's okay to dress brightly, flamboyantly, dazzlingly and even fabulously too, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Is kept (by themself) from making any statement.

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just because you are LGBT doesn't mean you dress like a clown or speak like a pre teen girl in the 10th grade. I feel like this is what gives the community such hate. The majority of LGBT friends I have look and act completely normal but have different sexual preferences...If you were using the media or pride events as an indicator, you would never know..

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

because it's not about being "gay" it's about an "agenda". but cOnSpiRacy ThEorY blocks everyone's eyes from seeing and brain from working

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Go on and git. Mind your pa

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

na bro everyone is free to be who they want and make their own choices. but when those choices are being pushed on kids makes it not ok

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Who cares bro? So worst case scenario they put a penis in each other's mouth or lick a vagina, as long as they aren't shooting the school up or overdosing it doesn't matter. Hell it might be better with the abortion bullshit going on.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

blowing a load in your bros hole is better than aborting a baby I guess

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

like I said I don't care but when corporations and politicians are trying to force "fads" and laws on people it's not ok. what don't you get about that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

then don't reply? or be the cringe kid you are and participate then bitch and moan that it's not a convo you like. actually unhinged please seek help

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

very well have a hoppin day

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hope you choke on a Big Mac girl

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i don't eat fast food so keep hoping

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I meant razor blades lol was trying to type and drive! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

God you're fucking obnoxious get a hobby bro. basement dweller be gone and get blocked

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

By embracing an identity, corporations end up destroying it.