jubilationtcornpone

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Definitely easier if you can plan it in advance.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

What do you do if you have a horse that dies or has to be put down? You call your neighbor down the road who has an excavator and ask him to dig you a horse sized hole. Then you bury it. If you don't, you won't want to leave your house for at least a week.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Insurance Companies: "Climate related disasters are acts of God."

Also Insurance Companies: "Welp, time for us to GTFO of places where 'acts of God' seem to be occuring with increasing frequency."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the prime directive.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Film Studios:

"We'll recycle the same theme's and franchises over and over until they're completely worn out AND we'll paywall the shit out of our media so everyone has to have 27 subscriptions to watch anything remotely interesting. Oh, and you're going to like it because we said so."

Also Film Studios:

"Wait, where are you going!? Why aren't you giving us money??? Come back! You can't not subscribe!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Jellyfin has a built in DVR. It works with HD Homerun tuners.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

If you're a dude and you've never tried a prostate massage, you don't know what you're missing. Feels a little weird at first but then it feels really good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I can still smell the interior of my dad's Fifth Avenue.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Forgiving my dad. He was a terrible father but he's a good grandpa. We made amends and I'm glad to have him in my life.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

And boy are they hungry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Chronic lead poisoning at an early age is a hell of a drug.

 
 
 
 
 
 

I've seen several big chains, mostly gas stations and fast food, advertising "daily pay". If you are worried about how you're going to make it until your next paycheck, whether it's tomorrow or next month, or you have no savings to cover any sort of emergency, then you live paycheck-to-paycheck.

Don't be fooled. "Daily Pay" is just a shitty attempt at avoiding paying better wages by giving you your shitty wages faster. It's designed to benefit the company, not you.

Edit: If you don't get to hold on to your pay check long enough to earn interest on any of it, then getting paid daily is not benefiting you.

 

Found a piece of bread in a store bought loaf that didn't get sliced properly.

 

Took this picture from the top of Hoover Dam about 6 years ago.

 
 
 

Anyone have any good external pen testing tools that you've used on your self hosted setup? Mine is pretty secure overall but I would like to be able to scan the WAN for vulnerabilities or misconfigurations just to make sure I haven't missed anything.

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