itsnicodegallo

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Walking around with your passport is a dangerous game.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"Cannon" go "๐Ÿ’ฅ" "Canon" go "๐ŸŒ" (or "Canon" also goes "๐Ÿ“ท")

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"I know this is awful, but it'll probably happen again."

I don't know, chief. Probably not the best approach.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Google Joji or Filthy Frank. That'll give you pics and context.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You want the president of Argentina to send forces from Venezuela, a country on the other end of South America, to Jerusalem? A country out in the Middle East?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Celery leaves specifically would probably be what they meant. You can actually use them as a substitute for parsley in cooking!

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You have an ass collection too?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ooo, look at Daddy/Mommy/Parent Warbucks over here with their Bad Dragon collection.

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Funny, but "me_irl"? No. ๐Ÿฅฒ

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You missing the reference:

Gif of the slow-motion scene from The Matrix when Neo leans backwards and the bullets pass by him

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