icerunner_origin

My absolute favourite controller of all time. No contest.

Take your pick from the Linux family tree

I don't know where you live, but if you have a Hado arena nearby, then a taster session might be a good gift. It's an augmented reality sport which can be played casually or professionally. There are arenas all over the world.

Unfortunately their world site is a little out of date. I know quite a few kids in my area of the UK, at around that age, who are getting into it.

Hado UK
Hado World Site

Books of Blood haunted my late teenage years

And now I flap. Into your face. I flew right into your big lamp, it looks just like that thing in space.

Bonus points if you can get them to preserve all the NSFW mods as well.

I'd say it's time to push the argument that the Library of Congress needs to be preserving games as part of the cultural history of the USA. If the legislative branch won't abide private efforts then it's time to make the government do it.

Why does that look like an LTT clickbait thumbnail image?

Upskill. I'm not 'upskilling' someone, I'm training them.

Would you settle for a single clergyman?

Let's not be too hasty to call it garbage when it could in fact turn out to be rancid dog shit.