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My Advanced Retro Simulation Environment brings all the boys to the yard (startrek.website)

submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm proud to reveal my Advanced Retro Simulation Environment which you're all going to be playing with soon. My A.R.S.E. is going to be so big that it will take dozens of magazines to cover it.

The best thing about my A.R.S.E. will be the content that comes out of it. Not a mere trickle, like for other platform launches. No, there will be a raging torrent of content, all exclusive to my A.R.S.E.

With it's evolutionary industrial design drawing from nature, the curved profile of my A.R.S.E. will be a feast for the eyes.

Get your hands on my A.R.S.E. on April 1, and be the envy of your friend group.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

How do you think your A.R.S.E. compares to Microsoft's planned Binary Universal Technology Translation System, and Sony's upcoming Original Software Heuristic Inter-platform Real-time Interpreter?

I like the big offering from MS, I cannot lie. Sony's outline looks well-rounded, too. I searched online, but I haven't seen any real details about your system. Even after I put down my phone and got on my desktop to type on a proper keyboard, I couldn't find A.R.S.E. with both hands.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Well done. This made me literally laugh out loud. Haven't read a 4-1 post this fun in years.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I like big content and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it compatible with the Digital Interconnect Laser Diode Output expansion module?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Yes, if you have the Logic Unit Base Expansion

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is it backwards compatible with other systems?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

It has high integration with both the Capcom Hyper Advanced Intensity Rig and the Sony Optical Firmware Adapter

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm intrigued yet disappointed by the release date.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Then you'll also be really disappointed to hear that I've been sitting on this for over 40 years.