JungleJim

joined 1 year ago

a 320 year old elf marries an 80 year old human: Is the elf robbing the cradle, or the grave? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Both?

Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I thought Veritasium was a Harry Potter spell but apparently I should have already known and watched a YouTube video before posting my silly thoughts.

Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Word! That's cool

Ever notice mammals never seem to come in green? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I don't know how relevant this is but I heard human eyes are very good at picking shades of green out. Maybe mammals are generally good at spotting greens and so hiding as a green thing doesn't work as well. Just a guess though

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Shucks I'm dumb

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Isn't it? And even if it doesn't work with people, animals can be company without needing to talk etc.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I just found the solution maybe, at the animal shelter!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (12 children)

Why does he have a spray bottle at the beginning?

Why bag the hydrant? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Maybe they reuse the bags. Bag up 5th Street, salt it, collect the bags and prep 6th.

What mechanism causes it to hurt or creates the discomfort when you have a full bladder and need to pee? in c/[email protected]

What mechanism causes it to hurt or creates the discomfort when you have a full bladder and need to pee? in c/[email protected]

Do you organize the order of your groceries in the checkout line? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Definitely drink milk from the bottom of your bag though, that's fine and normal.