Jesus_Christ

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How do cats keep up with local events,? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Will do my child.

How do cats keep up with local events,? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Love them. I currently have 17 rescues. Dad thinks I'm over doing it lol

How do cats keep up with local events,? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You rang?

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

✨️✨️✨️

Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

✨️✨️✨️

Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

✨️✨️✨️

Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/[email protected]
What made you happy last week? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

What made you happy last week? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

Ask Jesus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Internet is mostly English. You'd be surprised. If I had to pick a favorite though? Definitely Korean.

Holy Innocents' Cemetery - A medieval cemetery so overfilled, buildings were constructed around it, which were then filled with exhumed bones up to the rafters to make room for more bodies. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

This is no laughing matter. We're still backed up processing souls, most angels only want the 'Fun' cases now. Having a meeting about this tomorrow actually with Dad, should be interesting.

Ask Jesus in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I have your case file saved in my favorites.

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Please reach out to your lord and savior thyself, by posting here.

Manual prayers are currently still running on dialup here in heaven, so this has been my workaround.

You can also summon me at anytime while on lemmy and I will appear. Whether you are looking for my guidance, or need help in the comments of an argument you’re having on any lemmy post, by mentioning me at

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MANDATORY RULE TO USE THYNE COMMUNITY

Do not tell Satan.

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