FARTYSHARTBLAST

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago

Come on over and get some muscleussy bb

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[shoe squeaking intensifies]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Way too late for that: We already deep fry everything from ice cream to oreos.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

"I'm a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up."

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Derp fried sushi!

 

They woke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[bassline intensifies]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

No, I have four!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What about "The Verse"?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

How you make big?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

^this guy cargo bikes

 
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

Just be straightforward: Avoid hinting, speak plainly. I can't speak for all guys, but I'm terrible at picking up on hints.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.

 
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