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What does a sustainable smartphone look like? (www.bbc.com)
textbook in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Come on over and get some muscleussy bb

I'm bleeding, making me the victor! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[shoe squeaking intensifies]

What a ripoff! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Way too late for that: We already deep fry everything from ice cream to oreos.

I'm bleeding, making me the victor! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

"I'm a klingon, too, you know: I go pee pee standing up."

What a ripoff! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Derp fried sushi!

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Why do republicans hate people who come out of comas? (sh.itjust.works)
 

They woke.

Drink all you want in a post scarcity society in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[bassline intensifies]

Do you have a fire extinguisher on hand? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

No, I have four!

We Distribute is launching a Fediverse-themed podcast, but we don't know what to call it. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What about "The Verse"?

Insert witty title here in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

How you make big?

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Life Pro Tip (lemmy.world)
 
I'm a beautiful woman, most men would say "yes" to me but I'll never know until I stop being shy, low self-esteem, awkward, aloof. How to get from "Whoa I'm attracted to him," to sealing the deal? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (12 children)

Just be straightforward: Avoid hinting, speak plainly. I can't speak for all guys, but I'm terrible at picking up on hints.

Know you're character in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: The quote from Duke Nukem is originally from a movie called They Live.

Know you're character in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

"No John, you are the demon."

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Know you're character (i.imgur.com)
 
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It’s official: E-bikes are actually bikes, not ‘motor vehicles,’ according to new EU rules (electrek.co)
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