oof ouch my bones
Azuth
joined 1 year ago
Neither does anyone really, it's a mystery physics has been trying to solve for the past 97 years.
Indeed, it's necessary in order to sync its Direct Intervention Combustible Kinetics via the Tactical Information Transmission System.
If you ask me, it's this combo of DICK and TITS that really makes FUTA special.
Yeah, I've mostly heard this mentioned in reference to really obscure fetishes that you'd probably never have a chance to indulge in if it weren't for the internet.
Damn girl you think with that prefrontal cortex?
What an amazing landlord, I'll make sure to tip extra well this month.
As a guy with a boyfriend, I can't do that either lol
As someone who doesn't and has never understood foot fetishes, what's the appeal?
You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies
I've had some "oof"s hit harder for me than full conversations. Sometimes you just need to know the boys feel for you even if they're not saying anything.
Your GenX peers wanted the same from you, as did their Boomer peers from them. One day, those same zoomer friends of yours will be confused and annoyed by their Gen Alpha friends' slang, and the cycle will continue.
Oh fuck I can't unsee it