this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 year ago (4 children)

These creative writing exercises are getting pretty good, despite being transparent.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago

At least this one has a pretty nice message. If all you read on the internet every day is doom and gloom then a being reminded that finding something to give a shit about can make life good is no bad thing!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

You can tell the fake ones because they have no replies. The original writer just posts their story on /b/ or /r9k/ and takes a screenshot for reddit/lemmy/twitter before the thread dies

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

> I suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, greentext are fake???

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Most of them are likely yes. At least this is logically sound to be true. Finding meaning in life helps with a lot of things, even if it's just a bunch of shrimps.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As if someone would lie on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd report that shit to the police immediately if I ever saw a lie on the internet

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Plan B: get a good education and well paid job so you can afford vacations and underwater camera gear so you can take photographs of wild shrimps like this one I took in Croatia (female with eggs, btw):

TL;DR: shrimps are cool!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Fake or not, story feels good. I feel like there are a lot of people in this world that just need to catch a spark for something.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Fake: Anon meets a girl Gae: Anon likely loves male shrimp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Honestly? The only thing I feel after this post is hunger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fake and gay, but my mental health did improve dramatically when I started fishkeeping. Cant kill myself, who would feed the corydoras?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm kinda going through that with house plants