NeelixBiederman

Ah yes, the strategy of "ignoring well publicized storm reports" and "not taking a single well-established precaution such as lowering the rudder for stability and closing windows and doors"

Edgy humor has a butt to the joke, and/or the joke is made due to someone's misfortune, at their expense. It's inherently problematic in the sense that there's a risk of offense to those who have been victims of similar misfortune. The solution, of course, is to be funny enough that the humor overpowers the offense and/or doesn't focus the humor on being mean to the victims

Oh good they found a new signifier for "Bernie Bros"

I have no mouth yet I must KISS

There was some magic internet data thing where third party apps (like various reddit apps not owned by reddit) access and use reddit to power their apps, free of charge. That's API. Pretty much all voluntary reddit mods use third party apps to mod. Reddit started charging for the API, making third party apps useless, forcing everyone into the Official Reddit App. A lot of people boycotted or quit.

This is what we have instead of health care, and boy do we have a lot of it

I'm kinda going through that with house plants

"free speech" is a thought-terminating cliche for people too lazy to come up with a real argument or plan to stop fascist rhetoric.

I heard some libs doing a sinophobia at all the DISGUSTING CHINESE CARP ruining the great lakes, as if Xi himself trained a flotilla of carp to destroy lake michigan

Bam Margera levels of pranking your parents

This is also how I am with customer rewards points.

"Hmm, I have enough to cover today's slice of pizza, but if I save up, I'll have enough for an entire pizza in five years"

But what about the shriveled flower of joy I get from shitting on their happiness