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[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 months ago (3 children)

There were no monkeys when dinosaurs existed, also more time elapsed between the stegosaurus in the back existing and the t rex and triceratops than between them and us.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

You don't know!! You were not there!!!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Doesn't mean they weren't checking their security system video feed every few million years. Monkeys spotted, time to head home!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

And throughout it all...sharks.

Stegosaurs = ~150 million years ago

Sharks = ~450 million years ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Shork durable, shork strong

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

We don't make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure they're really bodies anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's not all we did with the bodies...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nah we touched all of it. All of it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

What is this from and what's the context?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In any case, here's your banana.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

ooh banana! TY!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The TV series Earth: Final Conflict, made by Gene Roddenberry, had a story based on this premise:-).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Star Trek Voyager did too.

They ran across a race of super-advanced aliens in the Delta Quadrant that were evolved from dinosaurs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Iirc it was a meteor that carried earth stuff. Aka jizz missile.

*Wait mine is Space above and beyond.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Watch the rick and morty episode on that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is an episode of Rick and Morty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

And Star Trek.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I don't think I ever finished that show. I need to give it a revisit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You maniacs!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Anybody read Astrosaurs as a kid?