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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

It’s kinda hard to explain, but we’ve dug up almost all of your ancestors’ bodies and put them on display. Ooh, and the kids love it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

we desecrated the bodies of billions of them to create disposable containers and fuel their delivery.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

We don't make fuel or plastics from dinosaurs. We make fuel and plastics from ancient plankton and algae.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure they're really bodies anymore

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's not all we did with the bodies...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)