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[–] [email protected] 87 points 7 months ago (21 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Doing the lord's work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

And now I have a new amazing artist to enjoy a lot. Thanks!

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 7 months ago

This is why we need to fund the arts with high quality drugs.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

The okra effect

[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

This exact thing happened to me like yesterday

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. I went quite light headed laughing about your statement.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh you are very welcome, anything else i can do for you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Depends, got any okra?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yesterday seems a bit late since the harvest was a while ago!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Can confirm, I was that okra.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is how you smuggle foreign produce across the border

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

With a lot of junk inside yo trunk.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

A fever dream staring Steve Buscemi, Allison Brie, and Sebastian Bach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

They Might Be Primus

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

The girl's come hither smile just makes the piece for me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is the guy on the right a JoJo character?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I was thinking he looked like Ricky from trailer park boys.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

It's all very well people going on about accordion man's impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you'd soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

People have always been horny. Like music, eroticism just builds off of influences of the past

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

2007 was a very horny year for paintings.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That painting was generated by a time traveling AI.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Nah, everyone has the right number of fingers.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Hey, whatever your kink may be, it's not my duty to care.

On another note, the right guy's haircut looks straight outta Anime.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I love that people in these paintings are always flexing the Rollie

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

So relatable!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What kind of a medieval shitpost is this lmao

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nothing medieval about his wristwatch!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wow, now I'm so confused? Like... Why is he pointing at his wristwatch? Is it to note the time down like they probably did for baking shit?

"Put 1kg ocra in her pants for 30 min and it'll turn ripe."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

They're okra smugglers and one of them is an accordion man, what else is there to understand?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

This one, by the same artist gives it some context:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

ah yes, wristwatches were all the rage in....that time period

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ricky busy slinging okra. The good kind, 8 bucks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Pipe tobacco, deliver unto me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Gotta make her good and slimy 😏

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

That's Ricky!! Alright boys, okra let's go

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