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Doing the lord's work
And now I have a new amazing artist to enjoy a lot. Thanks!
This is why we need to fund the arts with high quality drugs.
Damn she built tho
The okra effect
This exact thing happened to me like yesterday
Thank you. I went quite light headed laughing about your statement.
Oh you are very welcome, anything else i can do for you?
Depends, got any okra?
Yesterday seems a bit late since the harvest was a while ago!
Can confirm, I was that okra.
This is how you smuggle foreign produce across the border
In a dump truck.
With a lot of junk inside yo trunk.
A fever dream staring Steve Buscemi, Allison Brie, and Sebastian Bach.
They Might Be Primus
The girl's come hither smile just makes the piece for me.
Is the guy on the right a JoJo character?
I was thinking he looked like Ricky from trailer park boys.
It's all very well people going on about accordion man's impatience but if you also had a leg hose full of okra to empty you'd soon see how it feels to be clowned on by a glam rocker with a bucket.
People have always been horny. Like music, eroticism just builds off of influences of the past
2007 was a very horny year for paintings.
That painting was generated by a time traveling AI.
Nah, everyone has the right number of fingers.
Hey, whatever your kink may be, it's not my duty to care.
On another note, the right guy's haircut looks straight outta Anime.
I love that people in these paintings are always flexing the Rollie
So relatable!
What kind of a medieval shitpost is this lmao
Nothing medieval about his wristwatch!
Wow, now I'm so confused? Like... Why is he pointing at his wristwatch? Is it to note the time down like they probably did for baking shit?
"Put 1kg ocra in her pants for 30 min and it'll turn ripe."
They're okra smugglers and one of them is an accordion man, what else is there to understand?
This one, by the same artist gives it some context:
ah yes, wristwatches were all the rage in....that time period
Ricky busy slinging okra. The good kind, 8 bucks.
Pipe tobacco, deliver unto me
Gotta make her good and slimy 😏
That's Ricky!! Alright boys, okra let's go