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[–] [email protected] 83 points 5 months ago (2 children)

.ʇunɔ .ɯɹᴉɟuoɔ uɐɔ

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

Downvoted because that's an Aussie upvote!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

fuckin' oath, cunt ("yes, I agree", in Australian)

[–] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know what? As an Aussie it fucking does my head in when cunts from overseas like to make out that we swear all the fucking time, like Jesus Christ on a crapper, we don't sweat that fucking much, it's not like we're doing this shit all the cunt fuckin day, God fucking damn, it gives me the shits mate... Fuck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Farken oath mate, I hear what you're farken sayin. These cunts have no bloody idea and they make us all look like wankers. Shits me to tears.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"Shits me to tears" lmao that's amazing, I am gonna use it from now on.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (3 children)

He's not wearing flip flops

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I believe they call them thongs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I remember when my (male) friend from Tas kept talking at a company lunch (in the UK) about how thongs were the most comfortable things in the world. It was hilarious seeing all the women at the table with wide eyed expressions. I broke it to them at the end what he meant but I let it go on longer than I should have.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Longer than you should have? It was your obligation as a friend to see how long it took him to figure out what he was saying naturally.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I was hoping tbere was that one guy at the table that shared the wide eyed expression for the same reason

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

And where is his harness?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

or barefoot as well

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Just remember in Australia:

Cunt = mate

Mate = cunt

So not quite on the money there.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

"I'm not your cunt, mate!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Python of course, in keeping with the theme.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Inaccurate. Should be turned upsidedown and have his ground tether to keep him falling off the planet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not really. I reckon most aussies would leave the spider be, and call it cunt only in an affectionate manner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"How ya goin', there, cunt? Yer alright, ya little wanka." "Get some of that down ya neck, ya little champion."

...I suppose this is the interaction with a normal spider. If it's the really giant one, I guess they'd just toss it a tinny.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

From the golden age of Simpsons, Homer sneaking out of work to go to the Duff Brewery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyOxna1x8s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I think this was Conan's first season writing for the Simpsons

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Can confirm, the spiders swear like sailors.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's pissin down rain here on the east coast right now. Cunts'll be fuckin everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

As long as it's not golden orbs on the clothes line or Redbacks under the toilet seat idm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They are actually more rude than we thought?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They literally stopped the airing of a Peppa Pig episode that was "Be Kind to Spiders" because their spiders are not kind at all, and want kids to not pet them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense when many of the spiders in Australia are dangerous, though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They're quite a few levels beyond dangerous. They'll kill ya to death.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

To death you say? tsk tsk tsk

Well, how's his wife holding up?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Where's the dropbear?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago