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[–] [email protected] 81 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I grew up in a very rural area of the southern U.S. back in the 80s. The internet wasn't quite a thing yet, so my window to the world outside my small town was our mailbox, located at Rural Route Box 464. I had pen pal letters, catalogs, magazines and comic books delivered in the mail and it was pure joy to run down the dusty road and check for something new every day.

The internet became my new window to the world, so it just seemed natural to use "Box464" as my address. Even got the domain!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Everyone have super random username but this warm my heart 😊

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I blinded a cyclops and got stuck with it.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

6 years ago someone submitted a contact us form with the name Fuckwit McBumcrumble at work and we found it really funny.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Biology teacher in HS mentioned off-hand that apparently chickens can climb trees. I searched for images online, thought they were funny, and made it my handle.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was a DJ in the 90ies and needed a DJ name. I was looking for one and when I was on my way to Berlin for the Love Parade by train - already half drunk. And the we stopped in the city Jena, in the part Paradies, so the sign Spain "Jena Paradies" and I thought it was the perfect name for me as a DJ.

Then I added another e and dropped the "last name" part and here we are with "Jeena"

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Well, let me tell you a little story

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea…

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can't deal with absolutes

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When ICQ was new, I met a girl online that went by Tina. Cute blonde with a gap in her front teeth. She and I would video chat all day while I worked. Many NSFW video chats from her side.

She named me Tina's Horny Boyfriend. And I lived in Texas.

Sadly, we never met and I lost track of her.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We chat online for like 2 hours a day, so I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I typed it in. Lemmy said it was available.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Well said, fur ball.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I had a screensaver in the late 90's that made random but grammatically correct sentences. One sentence said "I once was a vinyl wombat"

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We are a small clique of kobolds who share a Lemmy account in real life. It seemed appropriate.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I like sea otters. I've spotted them in the water once or twice

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I take pictures and I fart

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Back when chatrooms were a thing, me as an edgy teenager, wanted something that I thought made me appear dark and mysterious so I chose Der teufel (the devil) as my handle. Most people couldn't read it properly and called me Truffle instead and I embraced it happily.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

My name's Hiram. I was born in Chihuahua, and raised in Chicago.

Both are home, and both start with "Chi."

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

24 years ago my dad asked me what I wanted my username to be and I was struggling and he said β€œhurry up or I’ll pick something silly like prettybunnys” and type it in and I said β€œok”.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Well....

Edit: seems my gif doesn't load?

Edit2:Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

You need an exclamation point at the front, and no spaces in the brackets. Like this:
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Someone else took Karl first

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I made an account

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

For some reason, it wasn't taken. Some people are just lucky, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Came to me in a dream

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Mine's a Stormlight Archive reference

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Character in the world I made up when I was a kid

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Because breakfast is the most important meal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

I was a bookish child and my mother used to take me to the local library weekly. On the way to the children's section I had to pass the large print shelf. There was always this one hardback book there, The Spitting Image. It had a bizarre looking gargoyle on the cover and I used to look away so I wouldn't have nightmares about it, but peek at it between my fingers. Every week for years the spitting image would watch me run past it to the Tintin books. Eventually I lost my fear and I could look it straight in the face. It was a goofy thing, nothing like as sinister as I first thought.

Once upon a time the world was a magical place and I used to invent my own rituals as protection.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

My name is kostas, I was 6 years old, and I didn't know how super was spelled.

20 years I wear that spelling mistake as a badge of honour!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It was random username that Crunchyroll generated for me. I liked the absurdity of it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Apathy during the reddit drama

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I got plastic in my brain 🧠

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

First time I was prompted for a username, I happened to have a Roadkill Cafe poster on my wall. Couldn't find anything better in my room unless I was going to use "LampBookDumbassCat"

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Well, I try to be an optimist, but life sometimes is just shit

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Because Reddit is run by morons.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I like crab and i'm easily annoyed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When I got to the username prompt Sagat's voice jumped into my head. While I enjoyed SF2 way back in the day I haven't played in probably 25 years, so I'm not exactly sure why I thought of it.

(pic is AI generated, close enough)

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