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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Better than the next guy's.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna need a bigger van.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.

I have a tad over 4500 skydives.

Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a lot of jumps and pretty long ago. What made you stop?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I guess something involving swimming?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Well..., by being charming?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

About the same.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Russian fucking roulette

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I need uranium, fast!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I go to your wedding

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I’m already dead

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I guess I'm doomed.

~Doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Either really good, or really bad

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