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So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?
I'm gonna need a bigger van.
I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.
Please, ya gotta help me Tony! I don't know what else to do!
I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.
"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.
I have a tad over 4500 skydives.
Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.
My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.
Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.
I guess something involving swimming?
Renere
I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.
Well..., by being charming?
Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.
I'm just a civilian here.
Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin
About the same.
Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat
Russian fucking roulette
I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.
Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?
I would get paid to help people be assholes.
I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.
I need uranium, fast!
Well at least my shoes will stay tied
I go to your wedding
Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.
I’m already dead
I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.
I guess I'm doomed.
~Doom de doom doom de doom doom doom!
Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.
My opacity causes screen burn ins.
Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on
Either really good, or really bad