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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

His mom has pretty good tang though ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I'm good with it.

Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.

Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords ๐Ÿฅฒ it's pretty much my dream

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Imagine being so bad at business that you bankrupt a casino 3 times in a row

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Don't fuck with me about David Bowie ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Lore accurate Jonestown reference? NICE

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

Trump federally legalized "psychoactive hemp" with the 2018 farm bill.

Still, I'm ready to get Ruby Ridged if the feds come for my plants.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

I used to work at Deere, boy howdy lemme tell ya what those are some fucking Trump loving dudes out here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Is the 6B on the table?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Wait take Illinois too we're good with it I promise

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Regardless of our differences in garbage strategy, surely we can at least agree that threatening to decapitate someone for using your garbage can is, at the very best, completely insane.

 

She speculated that it was recipes.

 

I moved into a creepy old house earlier this year, and now I'm super excited to decorate it for Halloween. I'm looking for some Lovecraft inspired Halloween decorations. I was thinking about for instance writing "Cthulu fhtagn" on the wall in fake blood, maybe like a pentagram. But I'm looking for better ideas too. So I figured, where better to ask than here. Bonus points if it's hacked together on a shoestring budget.

Respectfully yours, Bizzle

 

The ranger tells me this plant will get torn down in favor of condos in the coming years, which in my opinion is a tragedy. Not as much of one as still burning coal in Anno Domini 2024, but still a tragedy.

He also told me a lovely story about how he tased a bunch of hippies just for being naked and high on shrooms. Come to find out, park rangers are still cops and that sucks.

Pretty cool park though!

 

Old school in a deep fryer. On an unrelated note my chest hurts now...

 

Captured from my bedroom

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Took this last night at sunset. Better pic of Chicago in comments.

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