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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You ever skip taking a shower for a day or two just so that the next shower you take feels even better?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, I do it because I'm living in the hamster wheel of capitalism and I'm very tired

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Hideo Kojima has a secret message for fans.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In Death Stranding you can collect Norman Reedus’s bodily fluids and throw them at people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

And that was actually one of the least weird parts of the game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Jumping and peeing mid air is genuinely a speedrun strat for the release version of the game. It basically lets you fly.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Kojima games have always been full of mechanics and characters that are pretty obviously direct jabs at his own player base.

Hrm, after MGS, what does my NA playerbase look like?

Oh, a bunch of skinny, white, emo nerds with massive insecurity about basically everything in their lives?

Perfect, that's the new main character, and he gets a shonen character arc.

... MGS4 legitimately got me to get a portable cigarette butt container, and then also helped me to quit smoking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What is a "portable cigarette butt container"?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Its an airtight container that you can fit in a semi-large pocket, which works as an ashtray, and you put cigarette butts in it.

In Japan, littering is extremely frowned upon, there are basically no public ashtrays, it is pretty common for smokers to stash their butts in these containers and then empty them out later.

Very different from the norm in much of the rest of the world where people just litter cig butts everywhere, toss them into garbage cans and start fires.

Here's a cheap one on amazon.

Here's Snake using his in MGS 4:

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is actually amazing. This needs to be standard fare everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Probably easier to get people to stop smoking than stop littering.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Portable sealable ashtray

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A analogue film container was my go for this use.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Metal Gear is telling you to wash your dirty arse.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Seems like Metal Gear Solid is the gamer version of Disney's Snow White, because that girl motivated me so much to clean my room when I was a kid. Her and Mary Poppins. And so some extent, Pippi Longstocking too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I grew up wanting the magical mops from Fantasia.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 3 days ago (3 children)

You can also trigger a fairly bizarre cutscene where your character takes a shower with one of the female characters but she keeps all her clothes on, if you cultivate a certain level of unrepentant stink.

https://www.gameslearningsociety.org/how-do-you-trigger-a-quiet-shower-scene/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Ah yes because Quiet wears a lot of clothes in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The people who make video games are a bunch of weird assholes

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (10 children)
  1. Quiet comes into frame, PoV happens to focus on the bucket so the first thing that to end up in the center are her boobs
  2. Quiet leaves, someone thought the player needed a power zoom on her ass and added a matching sound to it
  3. They made her hum and dance in a jail cell, while randos in the background mumble Oh, she's a hot girl, what I wouldn't do...

Honestly, the zoom gets me the most. Why was that added? How do you get away with something like that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

I love these games, but the fan service scenes sprinkled through like that are cringey as all hell. At least I never knew about this one, I bathed my Snake regularly.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In Death Stranding, if you look at the protagonists crotch, he punches you in the face over it. Glad to know they encourage ogling women but ogling men gets you gay bashed

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

In Nier: Automata, 2B moves away if you try to look under her skirt. Kaine in Nier Replicant apparently even kills you for it and calls you a "pervy little shit" among other insults.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

There is a PlayStation trophy in Lollipop Chainsaw for tilting the camera to look up Juliet's skirt

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It is a pretty weird scene where they are showering in a jail cell where the guards whistle at them.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If I remember, they justified her showering with her clothes on as it's a way she would drink water since she breathes through her skin. Also, it's the reason why she didn't wear too much.

Or, maybe Kojima is just being Kojima

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Also, it's the reason why she didn't wear too much.

I'm sure that's the reason the devs had for this decision.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Meanwhile Yoko Taro: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Holy crap the more I learn about MGS V the more I learn that I really need to actually put some time into it. I got it for free with my first GPU (a GTX970 a couple of months after the 3.5Gb scandal got big) and it was my first steam game. I'd never played any games of the genre (or related genres) or scope before (I'd grown up playing tons of Sid Meier and Maxis titles on disc) so the whole thing was kinda a culture shock for me

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I love MGS5

Nonlethal is just as easy as lethal. There's a morality system that goes with it.

If you kill too many people and don't wash off their blood then you become permanently soaked in blood, and Snake grows a little devil horn. No matter how many showers you take you will never wash away the blood.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

never wash away the blood

True irl too. Tried once, there's even more blood once you get past the skin.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a skill issue. Have you considered replacing your flesh the strength and certainty of steel? We have oil margaritas!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but i have tried titanium, with mixed results.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Hey, at least that will give less trouble in MRIs. Although, I was a bit scared about all that talk about dielectric heating. I guess it did not resonate at (whatever the MRI does)?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

What stats go down? Afaik the only thing being dirty really does other than cover you in blood is make you smell, which can give away your position to enemies. But just getting dirty doesn't make you smell, you have to crawl through something smelly and your stench will be indicated by flies buzzing around you (and Ocelot telling you that you stink). The only way I've ever been stinky is by hiding in a dumpster for a bit.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I haven’t played metal gear but in Skyrim stealth is a stat and it seems like this makes it go down

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Dragonborn: farts

The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: "STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nobody breaks wind on my watch!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

"Must've been the wind."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Venom Snake: eats ration with beans

Venom Snake later on:

fart button unlocked

QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked

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