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Anon reads between the lines (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a skill issue. Have you considered replacing your flesh the strength and certainty of steel? We have oil margaritas!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, but i have tried titanium, with mixed results.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Hey, at least that will give less trouble in MRIs. Although, I was a bit scared about all that talk about dielectric heating. I guess it did not resonate at (whatever the MRI does)?