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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon reads between the lines (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The Dragonborn: farts

The 3 Guards who phased in through the walls: "STOP, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nobody breaks wind on my watch!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

"Must've been the wind."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Venom Snake: eats ration with beans

Venom Snake later on:

fart button unlocked

QTE to hold fart in while moving unlocked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Fuck, I'd totally fail that QTE right behind a guard on purpose