this is why all LARPs are horny
this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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I have a highly active sex drive yet I find most sexual acts boring and the human body too disgusting to be worth a damn.... drawings however are irresistible
There's gotta be a word for this
Graysexual yet high libido?
Don't know what a greysexual is
If you know what Asexuality is (having little to no sexual attraction. Different from libido), and if you know what Allosexual is (your sex wanting normies), then greysexual is something inbetween. Usually it leans more twoards asexual, and they can't exactly relate to their allo piers talking about sex.
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Happy Pride!
At least anon can identify that his impulse is bad
Why is it bad to be topped? As long as you’re using adequate protection, at least 2 or more condoms, nothing should go awry
Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s
Your not taking the old condoms off are you?
I made that mistake only once, a few weeks after my first time. I was young and reckless, with a crotch that felt like pounding fire. I know better now.
~~Did you read the post??? I think the problem here is that anon thinks historical sex slavery is hot, not bottoming.~~
~~The lack of reading comprehension on this network, stg.~~
Edit: egg on my face
The fact that you're complaining about reading comprehension while not getting an obvious joke is really golden
~~Yeah alright then, i don't get it.~~
Fuck, I am slow today
It happens, its okay
I think you in particular should use only one condom
Real and gay
Or maybe op is just a regular 15 year old
Wait what
Never dreamed of being an victorious invader in a conquered citiy as a teen?
- No.
- That's not what the post is about
Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?
Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.
Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"
Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.