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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Never dreamed of being an victorious invader in a conquered citiy as a teen?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
  1. No.
  2. That's not what the post is about
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Yeah, a bunch, and can you guess what i didnt do in that fantasy?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, but I am more of a burn the city to the ground salt the earth and make a pile of skulls type of guy. Survivors vow revenge, better to remove the problem via war crimes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the good old "what is best in life" question:

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Less so lamentation and moreso pained gurgling as blood fills their lungs and fire scorches their skin. I'm a bit of a Romantic you see.