this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whoa, whoa! Your not taking the old condoms off are you? You should just add 2 or three more everytime. /s

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Your not taking the old condoms off are you?

I made that mistake only once, a few weeks after my first time. I was young and reckless, with a crotch that felt like pounding fire. I know better now.