Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people's bodies. We are in deep water, folks.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether every person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.
I've heard that it's so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.
Not unless there's a whole bunch of it, we're not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you're correct.
DHMO can cut a person into 60 pieces is what I take away from that statement, and that's yet another reason to keep this dangerous chemical under very strict lock and key. Won't someone think of the children?
Cut my life Into pieces...
Every day in the world 1000 people die by accident from inhaling dihydrogen monoxide in liquid form.
Do you hear about that in the mainstream news ? Of course not!
It's an extremely addictive chemical as well. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!
I felt I needed more than 1L of DHMO after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life
It's there hope for me‽
No, I'm sorry. You only have years to live.
It depends, I have known people die just a few days or hours after drinking it
If too much gets into your lungs it's lethal.
Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.
That's the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute
I didn't even catch that one
This is the woke DEI future that the globalists want
I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!
Everyone that has ingested it has eventually died
Someone told me if you apply a little heat it just disappears! Leaves zero trace. What kind of freak invents this stuff
Dihydrogen Monoxide
What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!
woda
Wadder
Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid... 🤷♂️
Universal solvent.
“Universal” Ha! Knew it you commie!
Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Time for me is nothing cuz I’m counting no age.
Wasser
Вода
I think in America it's usually called hydric acid! 😨
My God... They look just like flakes of frozen water!
You can't freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.
You're thinking of quartz.
Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.
"Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions"
What does the T stand for (or is that a typo)?
It makes it sound like maggots.
I'm sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.
It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).
Nanobots‽
Sorcery‽
interrobang :)
It's a fun symbol with a fun name but I'm not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use "!?" for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they're saying themselves and "?!" for rhetorical or emotional questions.
- Nanobots?
- Sorcery?
- Hotel?
- Trivago
Do you think it's conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they're just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?
This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.
*frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park
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