All these people had girlfriends.
Superman: Lois Lane was killed by Joker
Batman: Talia Al'gul drugged and r*ped him then left him with the child.
Spider-man: should I even start?
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It's almost like its a shitpost
I thought shitposts lure you in with truth and normalcy to subvert that with random shit at the end. Many types of shitposts it seems.
There's also the other type of shitpost, key smashing with zero effort.
Weird definition of girlfriend for talia
me_IRA
Wacky tic tacs is leaking.
Hmm. Superman and Spiderman do have a catalog of stories in which they've got relationships. Unsure about Batman though.
He recently had to run where he was going to get married to Catwoman. I haven't read it, but I've heard it doesn't go well.
What's in your head, in your head?
Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie-ie