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It wasn't my intention, but here it is. Still too frosty to plant outside but it's getting bigger every day.

This also isn't the best pot to have used for transplanting, I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

Advice is welcome. No I won't eat this potato, because it's raw.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

You planted a potato. You had plans.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Potatoes grow without dirt, nor water , by just laying around in the fridge. You put one in the soil and "didn't expect it to grow"? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Well, it's not that I didn't expect it to grow so much as I had zero expectations

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago

Get a 5 gallon bucket, put a few inches of dirt in the bottom, and transplant your potato plant into it. When there is no chance of frost, stick it outside in a sunny spot. As it grows higher, keep adding more soil, until it reaches the top.

In the fall, when it starts getting cool, dump it out and sift through the dirt for the spuds.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Congratulations! Actions have consequences! Now you're the proud parent of a baby potatoe plant!

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Thank you! I am taking the advice of this thread and will ensure that it lives a happy and healthy long life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If you planted a potato expecting it not to grow, you've clearly never had a potato in your pantry start sprouting.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

It wasn't so much that I didn't expect it to grow, as I had zero expectations, and so my expectations were surpassed :)

[โ€“] [email protected] 86 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

You arent aware how best vegetable aggressively grows, with or without your help?

Goddamn eldritch horror, but don't worry. I still manage to kill them somehow. Like othera have said, you're gonna need to cover it in soil.

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

LOL this pic was my inspiration

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 19 hours ago

Buddy saw an incomprehensible eldritch terror covered in sightless eyes, yearning for life, stretching myriad limbs in every feasible direction and said I gotta have one

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I dropped a potato on the tile floor in my pantry and it ended up looking more aggressive than this. I'd say they like it rough. Pull it's hair a little bit and talk offensively about it's mother.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you want to pollinate it to collect seed (debatable if that's a good decision), use an electric toothbrush. The pollen needs the vibrations of a pollinator to be released.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Interesting, thank you!

[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Congratulations you have discovered agriculture

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 37 minutes ago

INFINITE FOOD GLITCH!!!! UNPACHED 2025 [GONE WRONG]

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Let's see, next I'll build a granary, worker then settler.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

Just... one... more... turn...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

Go for animal husbandry first so you can see the horse resources

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Potatoes are next level though. Or the most basic level. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

I planted a bunch of red potato chunks in some tilled dirt. BAM! Quintupled what I put in with zero effort. Next time I'll mound them up properly and get a year's supply off 4 or 5.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago

Oh farmers, pray that your summers be wet and your winters clear.

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Potatoes form underground but they can also flower and make fruit. The fruit looks like a little tomato. My advice is to not eat the fruit; it is toxic.

Also, it needs a way bigger pot to make more potatoes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Potatoes, tomatoes and nightshade are all related species, yep. Tomato is the odd one out for not having poisonous fruit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

To be more specific, potatoes and tomatoes are nightshades. Eggplants, too.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Don't forget peppers! Hot peppers are my favorite nightshade.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I am curious what your intentions were for a potato that you planted that wasn't supposed to grow?

I ask because it might help formulate a plan if we can determine your intentions and expectations.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe they watched The Martian and wanted to test the scientific accuracy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This raises even more questions! Did they poo in that pot? And still, if they didn't intend for it to grow, why did they put it in soilโ€ฝ

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I saw a picture of a potato Eldrich horror (posted elsewhere in this thread) and figured I should give the potato a home

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago

A potato is much happier as vodka as indicated by common potato lifecycle charts.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Omg are kittens an option? :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You'd need to plant a kitten for that. At least that's what I'm concluding from our very small sample size, I'm not a scientist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

You can grow potatoes easily in five gallon buckets. Just put layer of soil layer of Cut up potatoes, layer of soil, layer of potatoes, and voila, free potatoes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago

Life, uh, finds a way.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

I have a feeling this thing will be too big in a week.

The potatoe part isnt going to get bigger...

It's shriveling up and dying so it's using all its stored energy in a last dying grasp for survival...

You need to fully bury it, or chop off the bits where it grew sprouts and store it like a regular one till you plant it. Neither way is guaranteed, but they're both better chances than exposed like that.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

If you want to get some actual potatoes from that you're gonna need a much bigger pot. Also you want the potato to be like... six inches underground.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That will need repotting soon. Just don't neglect your ear muffs.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

It looks like a vigorous potato, I hope you can find a place to put him outside

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

I'm not a potatologist, but it seems like it should be fine to let it grow in there for a couple more weeks. It's happy there, and that's the main thing.

Then transplant it to a big bin/pot/raised bed or the ground outside. If it's root bound just cut down on the sides of the root tangle and detangle them a bit before planting. Put a big clear plastic tub/tote over it at night if it will be frosty.

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