GrabtharsHammer

Churchill, so the story goes. But probably not: https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-141/red-herrings-famous-quotes-churchill-never-said/

It's a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?

Sure those are both bad. But now we get to take bets on which country sees the first mass casualty event due to unsurvivable wet bulb temps, and we can over-under the year the first US state gets a taste of boiling alive in their own juices.

It's always that people don't vote. Support without votes is empty wind.

They sure balanced out that social advancement with Fisher Stevens face painted to be an Indian engineer.

There’s no evidence it’s quiltists. That kind of blanket statement has no place in this debate. It could be someone else trying to fleece investors before they cotton on.

This is a joke about Einstein's form of the Equivalence Principle:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equivalence_principle

They missed ordering two and then saying "these are papas burritos"

Not hanging as low as Arnold's plums, though, amirite?

Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It's absolutely pervasive, to the point it's almost as invisible as the air.

If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you've got a new friend for life.