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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Although there are many improvements to be made, like international euro rail connecting the capitals, better prices, a reliable DB and most importantly EU standard track system, I love our euro rails.

But I've gotta confess, the fact the US train is called Marc is kinda cool.

"Hey, I wonder where Marc is. Is he coming?"

"Nah men, Marc is completely derailed again. He burned down an entire town and he's toxic AF."

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

So that's what a train looks like

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

no fast railways in the US at all, hyperloop delayed cali long enough til trump was able to stop it in his first term. it would solve alot of employment locaitons issues like biotech, and tech hubs. which are situated outside of major freeways and highways and major metro areas, even cars have a trouble navigating to.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

...that's the shanghai maglev

edit: it was built by siemens though, so get a few euro wank points.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

You haven't seen Croatian rail then ;)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

It's funny, but after traveling around Europe, I've learned one important lesson: avoid booking flights with short layovers! If the transfer time is less than 3-4 hours, you’re playing a risky game. Delays happen more often than you'd think, and in some cases, flights get pushed to the next day due to 'bad weather' (or other mysterious reasons). Better to have a buffer than to get stuck at the airport overnight!

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think you may have Europe confused with Japan.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm literally riding the Shinkansen in Japan right now as I come across this meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is that the one known for its reliability and stuff? Like, seconds-granularity reliability?

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (8 children)

As an American, I don't have access to trains, buses, bike lanes, sidewalks or even a shoulder on the road. The last time I tried to walk home from the tire shop two miles away, three people stopped to offer me a ride because it is that dangerous. I live inside the 275 loop that runs around Cincinnati.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah, my “Public Transit” option on google maps is entirely greyed out. This is my daily commute to work:

It’s always entertaining to see the Europeans go “lol just ditch your car, it has to start somewhere” like it wouldn’t require me to move my entire family across town, (and pay 3x as much rent to live in the city…) Like I don’t even have the option of taking public transit, because there are no connecting lines between my home and my job. Literally none. The nearest bus stop is almost as far away as my job, and it’s in the opposite direction.

And to be clear, that 2+ hour walk would be on a highway with no sidewalk. I’d be dead on day 1. If I wanted to avoid the highway, the walk would be closer to 4.5 hours; The highway is the only direct path.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's so sad that it's just greyed out lol. Even google maps is like, nah you're fucked dude

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Wait, you guys have trains?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Wait, you guys have trains?

Depending on whether the stars are right. Or whether you need to cross the tracks - there's always one when you need to cross the tracks.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

The problem with trains is they are public (under)founded. The rich and powerfull with political influence don't want working public transportation because less carsales, oil, gasoline etc.

Which explains why Musk prevented a high speed train in the US with his hyperloop. We all need to buy EV"s which have most of the downsides of traditional cars.

When we could have clean, fast and comfortable public transportation.

EDIT: Spelling.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's not a problem with trains; that's a problem with the rich and powerful having political influence.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Trains need to be public or you are gonna get a second DB (it enshittifies for some time now ;.;)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

DB is still 100% owned by the federation, it's only organised privately. Trouble is they expected it to turn a profit, to do that DB had to run its infrastructure into the ground, invest abroad, get into fucking trucking, you name it. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with operating rail/road interface warehouses, but when a rail company is building a logistics warehouse without rail connection you know something's deeply fishy. Meanwhile, the Autobahn network got plenty of tax money pumped into it. And those DB profits.

The failure is 110% political, decades of car-brained infrastructure ministers, "but won't someone think about the car producers and their workers". Bipartisan issue. In US terms: UAW and Blackrock vs. Amtrack. Guess who's winning the lobby battle, difference being in Germany people actually like trains.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (18 children)

As an American living in a region with halfway decent (by American standards) public transit, I feel like I hear more comments aligned with the European side than the American side. If public transit has literally any downsides, that's justification enough to drive for so many people.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Deutsche Bahn has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Portugal is in America 😂😂😂😂😂 and it’s gotten way worse since the pandemic

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I am here to represent the germans. The country where the only thing we agree about is, how fucking shit our trains are

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